• Karl Lagerfeld talked smack about Heidi Klum and Seal, saying, “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.” Play nice, Karl. [Sun UK]
• At least the Karl teddy bear that’s sold at Neiman Marcus is on sale. Originally $1,500, it’s now $1,000. [Killahbeez via Racked]
• David Beckham may have stolen the spotlight at the unveiling of his Armani Underwear ads yesterday, but the company also leaked the fall 2009 campaign featuring Raquel Zimmermann. She replaces Sasha Pivovarova as the face of the brand. [Fashionologie]
• Having trouble pronouncing designer names? Now you can impress even your snobbiest fashion pals with this handy-dandy guide. [Moment]
•The new issue of French Vogue features eleven pages of the no-pants look. Clearly, Lady Gaga’s pantsless plan is working. [Jezebel]
• Alexa Chung’s new show for MTV, It’s On With Alexa Chung, starts on Monday at noon — as if you would forget. [WSJ]
