When W magazine asked Band of Outsiders designer Scott Sternberg what he would say to Paris Hilton if she called and asked to borrow his clothes, he replied, "That the moon is on fire and she better get outside and help put it out right this instant." When asked, "Jon or Kate?" he answered "Who?" And when asked "Waverly Inn or Monkey Bar?" he said, "No." [Editors' Blog/W]