Victoria Beckham taped her American Idol segment over the weekend at the auditions in Denver. A source described Posh as bland and said, "It didn't go too well. She tried too hard to be 'nice,' but came off as icy and wooden." She already took Christian Siriano under her wing — she can't make friends with every reality-TV contestant she encounters. Apparently the crowd trying out didn't like how there were two British judges on the panel. But you know, if she replaced Simon, we'd start watching regularly again. [Radar Online]