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Not content to let her daughter hog the spotlight as she steers the house of Emanuel Ungaro to the not-so-wide world of glitter nipple pasties, Dina Lohan is launching a shoe line called "Shoe-han." The line will be sold on LoveMyShoes.com and the site "hopes" to launch them worldwide by Mother's Day. "Hopes" because there remains the sliver of a possibility that fervent demand for the footwear won't overcome the entire globe. However, Dina, the press release says, "will be appearing as a shoe fashionista later this on month on television and radio commercials." So Shoe-han fever should kick into overdrive by the holiday season.