Joan Collins has revealed that she wants to bring her makeover show Joan Does Glamour to the U.S. She would not say how we stack up, glam-wise, to her U.K. subjects. “Comparisons are odious, women are women,” she says. Joan’s glamour don’ts include fleece, which belongs “on sheep,” and sweatpants, which she thinks are “lazy,” but are actually very on-trend for spring. [Mirror UK]