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Lindsay Lohan Surrounded by Guards at Marc Jacobs Party

Miss J. Alexander.
Miss J. Alexander. Photo: CLINT SPAULDING/? Patrick McMullan

There were a tense 30 minutes during Marc Jacobs’s party on Thursday night, when Lindsay Lohan arrived and plunked herself onto a sofa. Security guards surrounded the area, to fend off the curious and the camera-toting, and, perhaps, to protect fellow partygoers from any projectiles flung by the reckless Lohan, who has lashed out at various parties around town during Fashion Week. Vikram Chatwal, proprietor of the Dream Hotel, where the party took place, stood nearby during Lohan’s occupation. LiLo eventually left the venue, this time causing no drama other than demanding that one (invited) photographer delete photos of her from his camera. (The photographer did not.)

Spotting J. Alexander towering over everyone in the crowd, The Cut asked if he had any advice for Lohan, given that he regularly helps young women to reach their potential. “I will put her over my knee and pull up her dress — she doesn’t wear panties anyway — and give her a good old-fashioned black woman’s spanking,” the America’s Next Top Model coach said. “Send her to me. I’ll take her ass out. She’ll get a good old-fashioned Miss J. spanking.”

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Lindsay Lohan Surrounded by Guards at Marc Jacobs Party