After being caught shopping at Target like a civilian, Michelle Obama reveals to Al Roker that she does this all the time. “They don’t know it’s me,” she says of this nation’s truly normal people who encounter her in truly normal places, like Chipotle and PetCo. “I actually took Bo to Petco and the cashier asked me, ‘Oh, what kind of dog is that?’ I said, ‘a Portuguese water dog.’ He didn’t recognize us because he didn’t expect that we would be in Petco.” Oh my God, Washington, D.C.’s shopping centers are so lucky.