Jovia has found itself in the news quite a bit in recent months, from being listed on Eater's Deathwatch to our report on them selling their chandeliers. But a Gawker post detailing the very, very bad behavior of the restaurant’s investors has to be the worst report yet. It’s been high times for the investors, though, Bear Stearns boors who in recent weeks have had a fruit fight at the bar, thrown glasses at each other, and even jumped onto the counter to yell, “Where are we going now? To find some c---s?” Forget the light fixtures. Get rid of the investors!

Dispatch From the Service Trade: By Jovia! [Gawker]