This week’s juiciest bit of celeb-sighting gossip was, of course, the Post’s report that after a performer dumped a drink on Demi and Ashton, Box honcho Simon Hammerstein sent an e-mail to his partner and a GM saying, “I can’t stand those two” — apparently because they’re “so far up their own arses” and “don’t spend anything” — “and I applaud whoever spilt a drink on them.” We’re thinking Kid Rock got kinder treatment when he went to Southern Hospitality, or there would’ve been a Tommy Lee–style throwdown.

1 Oak: Entourage stars Kevin Connolly and Emmanuelle Chriqui huddling with film producer Rick Schwartz. [NYP]
Bonjoo: Swedish supermodel Marcus Schenkenberg at dinner. [NYDN]
The Box: Demi Moore and Ashton Kushner getting drinks spilled on them, touching off a PR firestorm. [NYP]
The Coffee Shop: Dave Chappelle fighting with his wife after chatting up model Geena Rocero.[NYP]
Fanelli’s Café: Brooke Shields with someone who looked like her sister. [Gawker]
Florent: Ethan Hawke wearing a beanie. [Gawker]
Gypsy Tea: Rider Strong at a New Year's party. [Perez Hilton]
Hotel Gansevoort: Blake Lewis at Perez Hilton’s New Year's party. [Perez Hilton]
La Palapa West: Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Mary-Louise Parker, bitching about a colleague. [NYDN]
Le Cirque: WWD publisher John Fairchild recommending books to friends. [NYP]
Nobu: Ryan Seacrest with a “mysterious odd fugly couple.” [Gawker]
Paris Commune: A closeted actor on a hit show on a date with his undercover boyfriend. [NYDN]
Pure Food and Wine: Gisele Bündchen enjoying her house account. [Gawker]
Related: Pure Food and Wine’s David Moltz Hangs With Gisele
The River Café: Eli Manning greeting fans and dining with the fam. [NYP]
Room Service: Jets running back Thomas Jones in a boozy suite. [NYDN]
Rose Bar: John Mayer and John C. Reilly joking around. [NYP]
Scarlatto: Nathan Lane taking a break from November rehearsals. [NYP]
Southern Hospitality: Kid Rock at Sunday supper. [Gawker, NYDN]
Sunburst Café: Penn Badgley brunching with mom. [Gawker]
Tenjune: Stylist O’Neal McKnight celebrating a record deal with Steve Rifkind, DJ Cassidy, and Dub-L. [NYP]
The Thirsty Scholar Rider Strong getting his picture taken. [Gawker]
Via Quadronno: A disheveled John Cusack making eyes at his breakfast companion. [Gawker]