“I don’t wait in lines”: Actually spoken by someone behind us at the Beatrice last night who couldn't wait two minutes for an open bar and Sullivan Street Bakery’s six-foot (yes, six-foot) pizza bianca. NYU kids are much cheaper dates, if Eater’s photos of yesterday’s mobs at the Ben & Jerry’s free-cone giveaway are any indicator. According to the Ironic Mullet, Baskin Robbins is getting in on the game, with 31-cent scoops, from 5 p.m. till 7 p.m. 10 p.m. tonight (proceeds will go to firefighters). Will midtowners line up? We’re thinking yes.

More Free Ice Cream! As If Ben and Jerry’s Yesterday Wasn’t Enough… [Ironic Mullet]
Free-Cone Mania [Eater]