If Jean-Georges Vongerichten’s cookbook or his latest blog entry introducing his spring menu aren’t insight enough into Vongo’s world, Trump International is offering a two-hour Jean-Georges Culinary Master Course, in which he’ll show the ropes to two to four deep-pocketed aspiring cooks. But that’s not all, folks!

You also get three nights in an executive suite! Act now, and you’ll receive breakfast for two at Nougatine! And what if we told you that you also receive a three-course Champagne dinner for two at Jean Georges? Be the fourth caller, and you’ll also get a signed copy of Jean-Georges's cookbook! All this for just $8,999! That’s right: $8,999! (Though that may break $9k when you tip the bellboy.)

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