We don’t need a bacon flowchart to tell us whether or not to eat it. We love the stuff. Sure, it may have jumped the shark somewhere around the time bacon salt hit the market, but we just have to share this slideshow of bacon products in all of their inspired permutations — from toothpicks to breath mints to air fresheners. No bacon perfume, but, in all other respects, this photo tour is phat.

The Most Bizarre Bacon Products Ever? [Asylum]