An Empty House and Bon Jovi at the Former Florent
7/21/08 at 11:00 AM

We can only assume this is because Florent’s liquor license hasn’t yet been approved for transfer, but with a convenience store around the corner and a lenient BYOB policy, perhaps that shouldn't be a problem. Either way, with no hope of people-watching, all we could do was listen to the tunes playing from the night manager’s laptop. They were as follows.
1. “Hey Ya,” OutKast
2. “I Don’t Want to Live Forever,” Bon Jovi
3. “Jesus Walks,” Kanye West
4. “I’m Just a Girl,” Gwen Stefani
5. “Lemon,” U2
6. “Like I Love You,” Justin Timberlake
7. “Maria Maria,” Santana
8. “Ms. Jackson,” OutKast
9. “My Humps,” Black Eyed Peas
10. “Need You Tonight,” INXS
There you have it, Jersey — the place is Bon Jovi–friendly. Now go?
Related: On the Matter of Florent: Joanne Lucas, What’s Your Deal?

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