We get a lot of press releases, but sometimes one comes along that's so special we simply must share it, mouthpiece issues be damned. Today is one such day. In our in-box, the following subject line: "Catch-22 New York Cities [sic] Newest HotSpot!" Oh, we'll open an e-mail like that. But first, a cursory Googling: Martiniboys writes that this is a velvet-rope kind of place, complete with a VIP section. Well! Give us the hard sell!

FOR IMMEDAITE [sic] RELEASE

Eh, never mind, that's enou—

“I wanted to make this space where people who are over the same formula offered at every nightclub in the city, can kick back and play a game of foosball..."

YOU HAVE OUR ATTENTION. And what of the flip-cup table?

Celebrity fans of Catch-22 include: Mathew [sic] Broderick

Okay, now that's really enough.