The Kansas City Star floats some bait in front of Bourdain ("If Britney Spears became a chef, would you ever try her food?"), and boy does he bite: "So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Hasn’t it happened already? (Laughs.) I think we have a pretty good idea what that creature would look like if that happened. It would be called 'Semi-Homemade,' and she has a show on Food Network already." [Kansas City Star]