Atomic Wings has opened a Park Slope location, the first of the chain’s forays outside of central Manhattan (locations are also coming to Harlem and Jersey City). This is a primo step up — check out the leather (and hopefully grease- and hot-sauce-resistant) club chair. Plus there are four large flat-screens fully loaded with Pay-Per-View's NFL Ticket package, and Internet stations so you can hit up some porn, dude!!!! catch up on your reading of the National Review.

Atomic Wings, 321 9th St., nr. Fifth Ave., Park Slope, Brooklyn; 718-768-5665