Speaking of gourmands as fast-food fans, Josh Ozersky, in a hilarious Webisode of “Bickering Foodies,” attempts to sell Arthur “the Food Maven” Schwartz on White Castle, and fails miserably. After trying one, Schwartz declares: “It really brings into doubt anything you’ve ever said. This is really stupid.” Nonsense. If Schwartz would rather save room for the Irving Mill burger that we first told you about and that Ed Levine and now Frank Bruni have joined us in praising, so be it. But please, man — “not a real hamburger”? Shame on you.

Bickering Foodies [Devour]
Circling Back: Irving Mill [Diner’s Journal/NYT]
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