It's bad enough that the only Chick-fil-A in New York State is in an NYU dorm. But must we also be denied free sandwiches? The formerly praiseworthy chain is giving away coupons for complimentary chicken biscuits with every purchase made on New Year's Day between 10 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. We parsed the details to make sure that we would not be denied. Turns out the offer is no good in New York State! Thanks for nothing, Chick-fil-A. If that's what you think of New Yorkers, no wonder you only have one location in the entire freaking state. Now cluck off. If you need us, we'll be looking forlornly at our McDonald's "Southern-style Chicken Biscuit." [Chick-fil-A via Orlando Business Journal]