Graydon Carter's revamped Monkey Bar is slated to open to the public by this time next week, which means the next several days are going to be an unmitigated media clusterfuck. Bringing some serious pregame value to the fray, Eater's got a crude schematic of the dining room, divided into various social-power sections, including the now primo upper sides. In the old Monkey Bar this was Siberia, but now, if that's you sitting at a regular old table in the middle ... sorry, guy: You're nobody. [Eater]