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Without the danger … this just looks unappetizing somehow.Photo: James Wojcik
If the Fish Liver Can’t Kill, Is It Really a Delicacy? [NYT]
Related: To Die For [NYM]
If you haven’t had your fill of Adam Platt from his magazine reviews, his Gobbler posts, or his weekly post–Top Chef IM exchanges, sit back and settle in for a veritable Platt glut: Our critic sat down with the site Big Think and shot twenty videos of his immense, silhouetted head discoursing on everything from Top Chef to his review of Momofuku Ko to the ins and outs of being a restaurant critic.
Adam Platt [Big Think]

Adam Platt, your dinner is ready.Photo: James Wojcik

Really, what's better than a good grilled cheese sandwich? Or four?Photo: Noah Sheldon

One of these men is destined for the glue factory. Actually, both.Photo courtesy Bravo

If you can get Adam Platt to give you two stars for African food, you're doing something right.Photo: Zach Desart

This is what a three-star restaurant looks like.Photo: Eric Laignel/Courtesy of Adour Alain Ducasse at the St. Regis New York

Tom and Richard, a.k.a. "Sharkface."Photo courtesy Bravo


Platt is ready to admit that the room is handsome, but…Photo courtesy Bar Boulud

Dovetail's three-star review, coming right up.Photo: Noah Sheldon

Inside Bar BlancPhoto: Noah Sheldon
For those of you who only know Adam Platt from his mordant restaurant reviews and IM chats, the next best thing is Friday’s interview with Mike Colameco on "Food Talk." Colameco has been on a tear lately recent guests have included Frank Bruni, Tom Colicchio, and Marco Pierre White. But there’s only one Platt. You won’t get the hangdog expression, the pumpkin-size head, the blinking, beady eyes, but you’ll get a sense of what Platt is like in person. Listen to the MP3 to find out what Platt’s looking forward to in 2008.

Alain Ducasse at AdourPhoto: Hans Gissinger
Sweet glory, Shake Shack reopens today at 11:30! You can call ahead to place your order, but you won’t be enjoying the new heaters until next week. [Eater]
The British agree: Adam Platt's term “haute barnyard” defines the prevailing dining trend. [Guardian]
Related: The Haute Barnyard Hall of Fame
The manager of Sarabeth’s on Central Park South caught a 50-year-old thief taking $27 from her pocketbook over the weekend. [NYP]

So read up and start making reservations. We have to attend to Platt, who is up to his ears in pork and tear-stained menus.
Adam Platt's Where to Eat in 2008 [NYM]
Earlier: Platt: "The State of the Dining Nation Is Sound"

It may look like a restaurant, but it's a war zone, people.Photo: Jeremy Liebman
Not a glowing review, but not a total rip, either. You might think only the most feverish members of the Greenmarket cult would find any real offense in Platt’s assessment — that is, until you check out the lively comments section, where something becomes very clear: The flacks hath been offended! To wit, a sampler of telltale phrases:

Photo: Jeremy Liebman

Charlie Trotter is coming for you, Adam Platt!Photo: AFP / Getty Images

The hallowed halls of meat: Primehouse New York.Photo: Noah Sheldon

If you want two stars, pop a cork for Platt, and make it snappy! Photo: Noah Sheldon
After seeing that our good friend Adam Platt awarded Allen & Delancey, a restaurant we especially admire, a measly two stars, we decided to confront him with his misjudgment, and request – nay, demand! – that he explain and even justify his method of awarding stars to us. We knew it was an argument we couldn't win, and what's more that we shouldn't win, given the fact that Platt is arguably the city's top critic, but we also know he would respond to us like the big baited bear that he is. The debate played out via our favorite medium, Instant Messenger.

And imagine, it'll all come down in a few months.Photo: Michael Harlan Turkell

You call that a pizza oven? THIS is a pizza oven Photo: Jeremy Liebman

And to think of all the years we spent at Applebee's!Photo: F. Martin Ramin

The newest Top Chef thinks about using more bags in his cooking.Photo: Courtesy Bravo
Wakiya's brief flirtation with the possibility of success seems to be over, now that Frank Bruni has concurred with Adam Platt by handing the restaurant what seems to be a well-deserved bagel. How long before it goes down for the dirt nap is anybody's guess. [NYT]
Alan Richman, by the way, hates the place even worse. You don't even have to look beyond his subheads: “Preening.” “Small Portions.” “Incomprehensible Menu.” The bottom line? The place is wildly expensive and “Wakiya suffers from an absence of delights.” To say the least. [Bloomberg]
Peter Meehan, though taking care to praise Josh DeChellis's cold dishes, had what sounds like a series of awful experiences at BarFry, with terrible service issues. Talk about picking the wrong guy to leave stranded with bottles in his hands! [NYT]

Adam Platt, having given Centro Vinoteca one star, disintegrates before they can catch him.Photo: David Leventi
These and other hypotheticals are answered in this week’s issue of New York.

Scenes from a year on Grub Street…Photo: Melissa Hom, Lee Balterman/Time Life Pictures/Getty Images

Put it on the mantelpiece, next to that pile of money.Photo: Ruhlman.com