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5/ 9/08

It Happened This Week

5/ 9/08

6:00 PM

Every Move You Make

It Happened

Photo: Mike Segar/Reuters

The police announced last week that they’d wrap their reunion tour in the city this summer, just as a fortnight in which every little thing Hillary Clinton did was magic came to a screeching halt. Our newly populist senator told Indianans that Wall Street was to blame for all their mortgage troubles, but Barack Obama’s investment in North Carolina pushed his presidential delegate count to an almost insurmountable level. Married Staten Island congressman Vito Fossella admitted he has a child with the woman he called to bail him out after his DWI arrest. The summer’s blockbuster divorce trial, starring New Jersey’s former First Family, the McGreeveys, went into turnaround when the couple brokered a potential settlement.

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Party Lines

5/ 9/08

5:20 PM

Martha Stewart's White-Faced Heifers Will Not Be Named After White-Faced Celebrities

Martha Stewart Time 100

Stewart at the Time 100 gala last night.Photo: Getty Images

If you head over to Martha Stewart's blog today, you can see the results of her very exciting Internet poll over what she should name her two new cows. Noelle and Jessica Coen yesterday thought that the cows were ugly little buggers, but Intel editor Chris thinks they're actually kind of cute. When we ran into Martha at the Time 100 last night, naturally we asked her about her two new friends. Was she rooting for any two names in particular? "I don’t get to have a favorite, but the public favorite is Ben and Jen, after Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, because she named her dog after me," Martha said. "I think they would be very pleased to have a pair of rare, miniature white-faced heifers named after them." (For the record, Ben and Jen do indeed have a golden retriever named Martha Stewart, which is really stellar.) Unfortunately for Ben and Jen (and also for the cows, really), their names were not chosen in the end. Winning the naming competition by 2 percent were "Sir Loin and Madam Bovine." We're not going to guess at which celebrities are associated with those nicknames. —Jada Yuan

See Chris Rock, Mariah Carey, Robert Downey Jr., and others at our complete coverage of the Time 100 party.

What Shall I Name My New Hereford Cattle? [Martha Stewart]
Earlier: Martha Stewart Wants You to Name Her Cows

Intel

5/ 9/08

4:49 PM

Who Wore It Better: Chris Matthews or Uma Thurman?

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Photos, clockwise from top left: Getty Images, INFPhoto, MSNBC, Getty Images

The "It" in the headline, of course, is the auburn-highlighted hair color that both Uma Thurman and Chris Matthews adopted this week. Uma's was for her new movie, Motherhood, but we're not quite sure why Matthew's made the change from his normal frosty-blond locks. The MSNBC host's light, flippy hair has sort of become his trademark over the years (that and a voice that hits your eardrum like a Q-tip that went a quarter-inch too far), so why the change now? Is he worried that he's looking too much like Hillary Clinton these days? Anyway, what do you think? Who wore it better?

We say Chris. Ever since Uma went redhead for Batman & Robin, we've never been able to take her seriously. Sorry, her hair seriously.

Chris Matthews Debuts New Hairdo [HuffPo]

21 Questions

5/ 9/08

3:45 PM

Danyel Smith Misses the BART

Danyel Smith

Photo: Getty Images

Name: Danyel Smith
Age: 42 Neighborhood: Work: Murray Hill; home: Prospect Heights, Brooklyn Occupation: Editor-in-chief, Vibe magazine; vice-president/editorial director, Vibe Media Group; author of the novels More Like Wrestling (Crown, 2003), and Bliss (Crown, 2005).

Who’s your favorite New Yorker, living or dead, real or fictional?
Lena Mary Calhoun Horne.

What’s the best meal you’ve eaten in New York?
Fancy? Babbo. Almost always? Salmon cakes and grits at the Usual on Vanderbilt, in Brooklyn.

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Neighborhood Watch

5/ 9/08

3:02 PM

Greenpoint Gets a Thematic Swimming Pool

Chinatown: Locals want efforts to stem outrageous development in the East Village and on the Lower East Side to be extended down here, too. [Villager]
Gramercy: This smart, young blogger still wears Uggs, loves JetBlue's new ad campaign, and is so glad that the Sean Bell protests were a flop, because Bell had to be doing something shady at that dive, right? Don't you wanna move to Gramercy just to be her friend? [Gramercy Cafe]
Greenpoint: Just in time for summer, the 'point gets its own swimming pool! And, fittingly, the water is, well, green. [Newyorkshitty]

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Early and Often

5/ 9/08

2:35 PM

Obama the Winner, Now and One Year Ago

Time New York

What little difference a year makes. This week's Time magazine cover shows a smiling Obama, with the cover line: "And the Winner* is…" And, almost exactly a year ago, New York ran a similarly chipper Obama with the cover line "Winner*." Now the contexts for both stories were completely different — ours was about taking the lead in the fund-raising race, and Time's is, well, actually about Obama's being the winner of the primary. Still, looking back at our story, some themes look the same:
Alongside the aura of invincibility, the Clinton team projected something else [to fund-raisers]: a tacit message that it was time for big-dollar Democrats to choose between Obama and Hillary. On the bus or off the bus. No hedging allowed. And apostates would pay a price. For some in the party, the tactic struck a nerve. “It’s almost like a shakedown—you’re with us or you’re not,” Jim Neal, a North Carolina investment banker who was on an early conference call with McAuliffe, told the Times. “I find the squeeze, this early, to be quite vulgar … It’s a bullying tactic.”

Replace "fund-raisers" with "superdelegates" and you could have had that exact paragraph in a story last month. It's almost impossible to believe that we've been rethinking the same story lines for over a year now. In his Time piece, Klein rejoices that it's almost over: "A general-election campaign between John McCain and Barack Obama doesn't need any hype," he says. "It won't be boring." It's funny, we have no idea what boring is anymore.

Klein on Obama [Time]
Money Chooses Sides [NYM]

Early and Often

5/ 9/08

1:30 PM

Who Will Be Obama's Lucky Number 2,025?

Superdelegate 2025

Photo illustration: Everett Bogue; Photo: Getty Images

Senator Obama will declare victory in the Democratic primary on May 20, after the polls close in Kentucky and Oregon, according to reports yesterday. Those two states' delegates plus West Virginia's — 86 in all — would not be enough to get him to the magic number (as of today he needs 167), even if he were to win them all. But he'll have won the majority of pledged delegates, and he's expecting to have amassed the commitment of enough superdelegates by then, adding up to 2025th by the night of the 20th. So who will be number 2,025? The one who puts him over the top will have symbolic value, and we have to wonder who he wants it to be. Possibilities for the all-important last superdelegate:

Jimmy Carter: In some ways he's the obvious choice. The last Democratic president save one, a respected party elder. But his recent meeting with Hamas coupled with today's gasoline prices, evoking the misery of 1979, make this unlikely.
Nancy Pelosi and/or Harry Reid: They've stayed studiously neutral throughout the race, a few hints from Pelosi that she's a closet Obamaphile aside, but both said they are anxious to get the nominee race settled well before the convention. They have a new Congress to get elected, and all this focus on the presidential race is limiting their ability to do that.

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Company Town

5/ 9/08

12:45 PM

AIG's Mess Continues, Right in the Middle of Spring Cleaning

FINANCE
• AIG posts $7.8 billion in losses this quarter, dwarfing the $5.8 billion they recorded last quarter (and you thought $5.8 billion was a number that couldn't be "dwarfed"). The insurance giant will be raising $12.5 billion in capital. [WSJ]
• Vikram Pandit is still engaged in spring cleaning at Citigroup. Sell, sell, sell! [NYT]
• "Shame on you! You lied!" says one Bear employee to his bosses. "And, of course, the loyal employees your glib lies hurt the most are those who earned the least, the Associates." [DealBreaker]

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Intel

5/ 9/08

12:10 PM

Something Made the ‘Post’ Think of Israel

Post Israel

Photo: Getty Images

In today's Post there's a pretty sad story about Lebanon. Gun battles are ravaging the capital of Beirut, four people were killed, and eight more wounded. The fighting is between Sunni Muslims who support the government and Shiites who support Hezbollah. Wow, Arabs killing one another in the Middle East in desperate, decades-long civil conflicts. What does that remind you of? Oh, yeah. Israel. Mazel tov on your 60th birthday, from the Post!

Sectarian Violence Rocks Lebanon [NYP]

Party Lines

5/ 9/08

11:41 AM

Maggie Gyllenhaal on Brownstone Living

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Gyllenhaal with Housing Works CEO Charles King.Photo: Getty Images

We were in a house-y mood last night. No wonder! We were in Chelsea at the opening night of Design on a Dime. It's a Real Simple–presented event benefiting Housing Works where you can walk through endless "rooms" done up by interior designers and then buy anything you want out of them at cut rates.

So, when we got to chat with the evening's host, Maggie Gyllenhaal, who recently bought a brownstone in Park Slope, we wanted to talk shelter with her. Did the rooms in her 'stone, where she lives with her toddler, Ramona, and baby daddy, actor Peter Sarsgaard, look as good as the ones at the benefit? "We're still really in the process of — so far, most of the design things that we've chosen are not actually furniture choices as much as tiles and fixtures and that kind of thing," she said, eating a mini-burger. (She'd been shooting a Marie Claire Batman cover all day, and girlfriend was tired and hungry.) "I kind of need to get another movie before I furnish it."

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Early and Often

5/ 9/08

11:10 AM

The General Election Begins! So Who’s Gonna Win?

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Three days have elapsed since Barack Obama became the "kinda-sorta-well-pretty-much" nominee, and his campaign is already throwing elbows with John McCain. After McCain claimed that Hamas wants Obama to become president (a unique interpretation of "straight talk" indeed), Obama hit back, saying that, in what was a possibly disguised reference to his opponent's advanced years, McCain was "losing his bearings." We've only sort of begun this general election, but, so far, it looks pretty much like any other political battle, respectful debate be damned. Looking forward, what are some of the weaknesses and obstacles that the candidates will have to overcome, besides the endorsement of terrorist groups and possible senility?

McCain didn't vote for Bush in 2001? »

Party Lines

5/ 9/08

10:45 AM

Brian Williams: ‘Time’ 100 Today, Forgotten Tomorrow

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Spotting his shiny Time 100 lapel pin at the magazine's gala for their annual list on Thursday, we congratulated newsman Brian Williams on being named one of the world’s most influential people. “I’m an emeritus,” he said. “I’m already yesterday’s news, because I’m a former 100, noted by the black pin as opposed to the red lacquer,” he explained, exposing our ignorance of lapel-pin signifiers. On this year's list (and present at the party), were notables like Mariah Carey — who performed — Lorne Michaels, John McCain, Judd Apatow, Rupert Murdoch, and Robert Downey Jr. As a former Time 100 member, one must at least get to help choose the new ones, right? “We get absolutely no power with this thing as far as I can tell,” Williams told us. “No rights are transferred to me by dint of being named to the 100. I’ve tried it; it doesn’t get me out of a ticket — even though Ray Kelly is here, and was a member of my class; I still get dinged if I’m too close to a hydrant. And I’ll still be out there hailing a car service tonight at the end of it.” Williams thinks the least they could do is give former 100 inductees voting rights on the Time, Inc. board. “I think a system of superdelegates would be preferable, say, those of us on television,” he said. Wait, people who cover the election for TV think they should be superdelegates? We would have never guessed. —Bennett Marcus

See Chris Rock, Mariah Carey, John McCain, and others at our complete coverage of the Time 100 party.

Gossipmonger

5/ 9/08

10:00 AM

Wait, Katie Couric Does Jeff Zucker's Shopping for Him?

Jeff Zucker

Photo: Getty Images

Katie Couric hung out with NBC head Jeff Zucker, but not because she's planning on returning to the network — because she sometimes runs errands for him. A four-bedroom house a few doors down from the Clinton abode in Chappaqua is on the market for $1.39 million, though someone may or may not have been murdered in it. Fabian Basabe was arrested for urinating in an alley behind an L.A. club. (His lawyer says he has a "bladder problem.") Former Elle fashion director Nina Garcia is headed to Marie Claire. Cindy Adams has a bunch of quotes from people regarding their mothers.

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Ink-Stained Wretches

5/ 9/08

9:30 AM

Despite Murdoch's Confidence, Tribune Seriously Considering Cablevision ‘Newsday’ Offer

Murdoch

Murdoch: "This isn't the offer you're looking for."
Zell: "This isn't the offer I'm looking for." Photo: AFP/Getty Images

Yesterday Rupert Murdoch surprised us a little by expressing total confidence that his News Corp. would win the bidding war for Newsday, even though his offer for the company was $70 million lower than the one from Cablevision and the Dolan Family. "I trust Mr. Zell absolutely," said Murdoch, referring to a reported "handshake deal" between the two a couple of weeks ago. "He's famous for being a man of his word. We think everything's in hand." But today the Chicago Tribune says Murdoch's overconfidence may be his weakness (Murdoch: "Your faith in your sources is yours!"). Zell's Tribune Co. is "seriously considering" the Cablevision offer, not only because of the money but because of the lack of regulatory problems that come with it. Murdoch already owns two major newspapers in the New York region, and a third would likely face federal challenges. "Interest in working with Cablevision has increased with the passage of time," a source involved with the talks told Newsday. Also Mort Zuckerman, owner of the Daily News, is revising his bid to better compete with Cablevision. As the competition heats up and Murdoch makes no move to improve his offer, the real mind games begin. Just how powerful is Murdoch's side of the Force? Only time will tell.

Sources: Cablevision's Newsday bid taken seriously [Newsday]

Intel

5/ 9/08

8:45 AM

David Carr on Crack: The ‘Times’ Columnist’s Recovery Memoir

We just got our hands on an early, early copy of New York Times columnist David Carr's memoir, The Night of the Gun: A Reporter Investigates the Darkest Story of His Life. His Own. It documents Carr's adult life of addiction and recovery as well as his career and family trajectory. Because of the recent strain on the genre by hoaxers like JT LeRoy, Margaret Seltzer, and James Frey, Carr actually went to the trouble of video-interviewing other participants in the events that he remembered, just to be as accurate as possible. The book begins with an explanation of this, with the disclaimer: "Every effort was made to corroborate memory with fact, and in significant instances where that was not possible, it is noted in text … All of which is not to say that every word of this book is true — all human stories are subject to errors of omission, fact, or interpretation regardless of intent — only that it is as true as I could make it."

Hooray! We thought that the writer-on-an-insane-drug-binge meme was dead. But it's not — it's fully alive. In fact, Carr tells us exactly what it's like to be a young media person on crack. We have no idea if this is how it was when Whitney Houston did it, but we'd like to imagine it that way. After the jump, Carr describes his life with Anna, the mother of his twin daughters, whom he met while she was dealing cocaine.

This story, we should note, does have a happy ending. »


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