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Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant Are, Amazingly, Back Together

He had an affair with a 24-year-old. She allegedly had a dalliance with a pool boy. He forced her to sleep in the maid’s quarters. She smashed his car window with a baseball bat. He removed art from her bedroom walls. She broke into their mansion to steal it back. He called her a drug addict and an unfit mother. She said he was “playing dirty.” He literally burned money so that he would not have to give it to her. She posed nude in a national magazine to make him jealous. And in the end? What this told them was that they truly loved each other.

Obviously.

Seymour and her billionaire, paper-magnate husband Peter Brant walked into Middletown Superior Court hand-in-hand, much to the amazement of reporters, before facing a judge.

Instead of the start of a bitter divorce battle, the couple said they had called off the divorce and planned to stay together.

Also, there was no prenup.

Model Stephanie Seymour, mogul hubby call off divorce [NYP]

Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant Are, Amazingly, Back Together