A Brief Catalogue of the Aesthetic Sins We Believe the Dolans Wish to Commit

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Let's consider, shall we, the number of awful consequences that would be wrought by that single construction project.
• It would destroy the chance to restore the old-school, McKim, Mead, and White New York grandeur of Penn Station, a beloved and missed icon.
• It would destroy the current Madison Square Garden, the World's Greatest Arena, which, despite featuring the World's Most Pastel Color Scheme, is an amazing and egalitarian mechanism for facilitating 20,000-person simultaneous ape-shit, lose-your-mind adrenaline explosions. Concerts sound good there, too.
• It would re-create said arena across the street, no doubt complete with seventeen tiers of corporate suites and some mouth-filling nomenclature like the Credit Suisse First Boston Cablevision Verizon Mountain Dew Experience at Madison Square Garden.
• Barring some sort of massive cave-in, it would leave Penn Station in something like its revolting present condition.
• And we don't quite trust the Dolans with the office buildings either. For a measure of these guys' sense of style, take a look at Jim's goatee.
We rest our case.

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