After witnessing two debates and Spencer's inexplicable Hillary-had-lots-of-plastic-surgery comments over the weekend, Early and Often's Jon Dolan has finally figured out why the GOP Senate candidate — barely registering in the polls, virtually unfunded, and entirely unsupported by even his own party — has remained in the race. The dude's got a crush on Hillary. Dolan marshals all the evidence over at E&O.

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