It just keeps getting harder to be Alan Hevesi. There's the sick wife, there's the overzealous chauffeuring, there's the Albany D.A.'s investigation, there's the potential impeachment proceeding, and there's Eliot Spitzer's withdrawn endorsement. And that's all only what we knew about last week. Over the weekend, it got so much worse: Turns out he had an oddly enormous — and expensive — security detail. Turns out his aide used government cars to try to impress a chick. Turns out he was uninvited from the Dems' Election Night party next week. And turns out maybe he was having an affair. Too much to make sense of? At Early and Often, Jon Dolan explains it all.

How Was Your Weekend, Al? [Early and Often]