Condé Nast Balls for Africa

Last night: Alicia, Elijah; Elijah, Alicia.Photo: Getty Images
• Emcee Wanda Sykes, upon flubbing line after TelePromTered line, sympathized with the president. "This puts Bush a notch above retarded," she admitted. "Just a notch."
• Sykes also confessed that she doesn't just help out children in Africa. "I've taken several trips to Vegas, and I've kept some children alive. Those strippers, you know, they've got children, and they've got straight teeth now thanks to me. I've corrected some overbites."
• When musical guests Louis XIV — who, we'll just point out, are from San Diego but talk with British accents — took the stage, everyone in the room, black and white, collectively decided to use the loo.
• When Alicia Keys was onstage, singing a call-and-response song called "Africa," a black man at the front took off his coat and swung a napkin over head, while a hapless white woman dancing at the room's center tripped and fell on her friend.
• Then, as Keys starts into Janis Joplin's "Take Another Little Piece of My Heart," Anne Hathaway high-fived Iman. Oh, no, she didn't! (Yes, she did.)
• David Bowie sang "Changes." Alicia Keys joined him. Everyone agreed he's awesome.
— Jocelyn Guest

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