Clinton Hill: Attention all potential butchers, bakers, and, um, ice-cream makers: Some folks want to help you open the Myrtle Avenue shop of your (and their) dreams. [Clinton Hill Blog]
Dumbo: Sounds like there's some improper asbestos removal going on amid the demolition of a nineteenth-century warehouse at 205 Water Street. Councilman Yassky, are you listening? [DumboNYC]
Greenpoint: Mm-mm-mm! Who'll be the lucky new owner of this old gem (complete with mucho parking space) at 155 Freeman Street? [Brownstoner]
Park Slope: Willie lives! Dearly departed black lab of longtime Slope couple becomes namesake for their soon-to-open Fifth Avenue hot-doggery. [Brooklyn Record]
Times Square: You'll never again have to go to this tourist-infested zone to ogle the semiotics of the latter-day free market. This blogger shot every ad in Times Square! [Ironic Sans via Gridskipper]
Upper East Side: Yearning for nights at the sorority house? Move up here. [Upper East Side Informer]
Williamsburg: A price may soon be put on the head of "The Splasher," who leaves behind pseudo-intellectual manifestos to explain his (her?) destruction of street art. [Gothamist]