• La Dolce Musto book party. Room Service, 35 E. 21st St., nr. Broadway, 9 p.m. Promised guests include Michael Musto, Timothy Greenfield-Sanders, Moby, and Duncan Sheik. Also: Rosie Perez and Perez Hilton, and it’s really too bad Paris Hilton isn’t coming, because then that would be, like, three people with interchangeable names! Maybe there’ll be a transgender performance artist named Hilton Rosie or something? Rosie Hilton? Boutros-Boutros Perez?

• National Board of Review Awards Gala. Cipriani, 110 E. 42nd St., nr. Vanderbilt Ave., 6 p.m. Promised: Clint Eastwood, Forest Whitaker, Steven Spielberg. We like Cipriani parties for the chance to mention Vanderbilt Avenue, whose narrowness creates one of the more scenic midtown skyscraper canyons. Bulgari is sponsoring the event, so expect Edward Norton to look wistfully at the gift bags.
• Muscular Dystrophy Association “Muscle Team” gala. Pier 60, Chelsea Piers, West Side Hwy., nr. 23rd St., 5:30 p.m. On the guest list: Nadia Comaneci, Tiki Barber, Richard Jefferson, John Starks, and the epitome of muscle-bound manhood, 40-year-old Giants punter Jeff Feagles.