In a splendid instance of New York Calls It, failed attorney-general candidate Jeanine Pirro has signed a $1 million deal to host her own syndicated TV talk show. There's no word yet on whether the program will be a legal shoutfest or a relationship-y weeper, either of which being well within her expertise. We're holding out for the former. "I can't imagine that Pirro has a statewide future," writer Steve Fishman told us back in November, fresh from profiling Jeanine and hubby Al for the magazine. "We're much more likely to see her hosting her own show on Court TV. She could easily have a Nancy Grace–like future ahead of her."

Chat's All It Is On Pirro's Talk Show [NYP]
Earlier: Jeanine Pirro's Future Is Bright, Somehow