Following the Rosie O'Donnell–Donald Trump kerfuffle, what better time for a Rosie tell-all? Little Pink Slips is a "novel" written by Sally Koslow, who just happened to be shoved out of her editor-in-chief position at McCall's when O'Donnell improbably took over the magazine after a six-year stint as a talk-show host. In the book, according to early chapters obtained by Radar Online, Koslow harps on boss Bebe Blake's "well-fed face," "lady-wrestler legs," and predilection for spandex. After the success of The Devil Wears Prada and How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, the publicist for Putnam can sit right back and plan her upcoming trip to Bermuda. The rest of us will hope for the movie, something to cleanse our minds of Rosie's performance in Riding the Bus With My Sister.

Axed Editor Takes Revenge on Rosie [Radar Online]