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‘Times’ Couplets: Poetic Truths in the Paper of Record

  • 1/19/07 at 5:02 PM
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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in rhyme for your poetical amusement. Today's message: Things just aren't working out.

The Rules Are Different, but a Rivalry Remains

To Execute, or Not to Execute? That Is the Uneasy Question.
Approach Boss With Caution:

New Low on 'Idol'?"
All Together: Let's Go, Jack. Let's Go, Jill.

A Talking Head Meets His Comic Doppelgänger, and Sparks Fail to Fly.
Innovator and Master, Side by Side,

Royal Ruffled by Aide and Partner;
Nowhere to Turn for Shelter

Very Strange and Very Naked
Apology Not Accepted. —Lizzie Skurnick

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