Feel there aren't enough neurotic, indecisive, commitment-phobic thirtysomething guys in your life already? Today's Publishers Lunch brings some good news for you, then:

Humorist Bob Powers' first two books in the JUST MAKE A CHOICE! series, a contemporary choose-your-own-adventure format in which the protagonist is an ambivalent thirty-year old is terrified to make the choices that would add focus to his career and his love life for fear that he'll never be able to go back and start over again if he's wrong.

We understand Benjamin Kunkel is preparing a copyright-infringement suit.