We can't think of a better way to kick off our new weekly column for Daily Intelligencer than by starting on the night of the Celebrity Superbowl. On Sunday we'll be live-blogging the entire Oscar telecast, from the opening credits at 8 p.m. to the orchestra playing off the Best Picture winners because the show's run over and the limo lines outside are starting to break traffic laws. So go load up your cooler with Cheetos and Red Bull — we've all got a lot of snarking ahead of us.