You Might Want to Skip Lunch

Brother Who Left Wine for Cheese, Dies —
Agency Confirms That Peanut Butter Was Tainted.
Boston Police to Destroy Pepper-Spray Guns:
Bile and Vitriol by the Ton, and Yet Still Never Enough.
As Piazza Sips Elixir of Youth, Williams Nips a Bitter Tonic —
Only the Swans Know Why a Love Has Died....
Aid Sought for Fishermen:
Half-Ton Squid Reeled In,
A Tomato Soup Can, and a Pocketful of Coins.
Let Them Eat Foie Gras (Gift Bags Are So Last Year). Lizzie Skurnick

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