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When you taste it, what makes you think, This is Stephen Colbert's ice cream?
Stephen: It actually tastes like me. No one will ever find out, because I'm married, but this is what I taste like. Very sweet.
Does anyone know what's currently the best-selling Ben & Jerry's flavor?
Jerry: I would say Cherry Garcia.
Stephen, what's your plan for taking Cherry Garcia down?
Stephen: Well, constant shilling for the ice cream would be one. Self-promotion. Guilt. Guilting people could actually help, because my proceeds go to charity: If you people are interested in saving the world and helping children, that would be good.
What's the charity?
Stephen: It's the Stephen Colbert Americone Dream Fund for Questionable Causes. I thought to myself, What instills confidence in people? Stephen Colbert. It's an honest-to-God charity, for the families of vets, for children with medical and nutritional needs — for needy children. By the way, this is the ice cream for any federal holiday. It's Americone Dream.
Ben: It's the most patriotic flavor we've ever done.
Jerry: It does raise the question: How are you gonna go global?
Stephen: Same way the United States does: by invading. We're gonna have preemptive desserting.
Any new flavors for 2008?
Ben: I think we're gonna ride Colbert as long as we can!
Stephen: You have Willie Nelson on retainer. I am taking him down. Willie Nelson, watch your back! I'm boarding your bus, and I'm coming for you, pigtails! —Marc Tracy
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