Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret knowledge from the Gray Lady.

Real Stars of Darwin's Turf

Just Like Life, With Quiet Journeys and Cosmic Whirls
Call for Speed Limit Has German Blood at 178 m.p.h. Boil.

Bending Toward Elegance With a Virtuosic Efficiency,
Fiat Plans a Low-Cost Car.

Relighting Snuffed Candles,
Green Energy Enthusiasts Are Also Betting on Fossil Fuels...

Between the Precise Layers, a Cultural Narrative:
The Sky Is Falling. Really.

The Greenness of Al Gore—
Do You Know Where Your Slogan Is? —Lizzie Skurnick