Who says multi-millionaires don't enjoy a perk or two? (See swag bags.) Anyone who shells out $2.995 million for this 2,300-square-foot loft on Broadway just south of Broome will get cable gratis, and much more. So much more. In fact, the lucky buyer will pay "zero maintenance." Yes — zero. The building's so financially sound, says broker Wendy Maitland of Brown Harris Stevens, that it doesn't have to charge a monthly fee. (As if getting to live in an iconic Soho loft drenched in what the listing describes as "buttery light" weren't enough.) The cherry on top of an already decadent treat: It's a condop (a co-op that functions more like a condo), which usually means fewer confining rules. —S. Jhoanna Robledo