We Welcome You, Alien Overlords
Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.
Minister Critical of 'Blond' Envoys,
A Hidden Populace in a Vacant Lot
Seeking Office Where Fiction and Fact Blur.
A Bittersweet Return
Stirring Up Cultural Storm.
Citizen of the World,
How to Come Close?
No Sex, Please! We're French. —Lizzie Skurnick
How Obama Can Take Back the Presidency
Why the Abortion Wars Will Never End
Reverend Tim Keller and the Sins of Yuppiedom
Why the Yankees Need Matt Holliday 
