We Welcome You, Alien Overlords
Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.
Minister Critical of 'Blond' Envoys,
A Hidden Populace in a Vacant Lot
Seeking Office Where Fiction and Fact Blur.
A Bittersweet Return
Stirring Up Cultural Storm.
Citizen of the World,
How to Come Close?
No Sex, Please! We're French. —Lizzie Skurnick
How Brooklyn Became America's Music Capital 
The Times Journalist Too Big to Fail
Can NBC Be Saved? 
Bloomberg's New Political Challengers
