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Cultural Capital

3/23/07

5:46 PM

We Welcome You, Alien Overlords

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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.

Government Opens U.F.O. Files

Minister Critical of 'Blond' Envoys,
A Hidden Populace in a Vacant Lot

Seeking Office Where Fiction and Fact Blur.
A Bittersweet Return

Stirring Up Cultural Storm.
Citizen of the World,

How to Come Close?
No Sex, Please! We're French. —Lizzie Skurnick

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Edited by Chris Rovzar and Jessica Pressler

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