Crown Heights: The area may be landmarked and all, but the state assemblyman was charged with DWI in Albany last night. [NY1]
Flushing: After a bus knocked over a monument in Flushing Meadows Park, the Parks Department opted to right it without repairing the giant missing chunk. [Queens Crap]
Gowanus: Happy first birthday to Gowanus Lounge. Here's to a year of development and sludge coverage. [Gowanus Lounge]
Greenpoint: What the hell was that piece of cauliflower attached to a medieval torture machine spotted yesterday on Cayler Street? [Newyorkshitty]
Upper East Side: It's not the Stanhope Hotel anymore. Rebranding renders the luxury condo "995 Fifth." [Curbed]
Vinegar Hill: Not even John Starks could convince people to buy a condo at 99 Gold Street — the building is turning rental. [DumboNYC]