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4/ 6/07

3:48 PM

‘Times’ Couplets: Monogamy?

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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.

On Gilded Sharks and Loverboys

Gotta Minute? So, There's This Guy Tony …
Going With the Flow.

Enter an Old Rival, Again
Material Muse for Some Strange Bedfellows

(Latin Lovers)
Creatures More Slothful Than You and Me.

Three-Way Connection of Minds and Bodies;
Episodes of Vanity;

Whimsy Collides With Tragedy.
See You in Court, Sweetie!

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Edited by Chris Rovzar and Jessica Pressler

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