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‘Times’ Couplets: The Children Are the Future

4/27/07 at 1:29 PM

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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.


Mankind's Appetite for Destruction in the 20th Century

One Bad Swing Can Often Lead to Another:
The Drama of Daytime: Friendships, Feuds and Fury;

Murky Emotions Floating to the Surface,
The Pressure of Great Expectations —

Struggles to Regain Equilibrium.
Digging for Clams and Difficult Answers

(Not Any Time Soon)
Seek Balance of Unity and Differences.

Glimpsing the Future (and a Babe)
Change the World (and That Diaper).

—Lizzie Skurnick

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