Remember when we told you that the Box, Simon Hammerstein's new, insufferably pretentious so-called "dinner theater" non-club on the Lower East Side was in fact so insufferably pretentious that we'd never set foot in the place again? Well, we rest our case.

Michael Herr of the Box Serves Scarlett Johansson, Experiences a ‘Brush of Excitement’ [Grub Street]
Earlier: ‘Radar’ Throws a Party, and We Discover We Are Not Cool Enough to Buy Drinks
Related: What's In the Box? [NYM]