Where was the hotness at Maxim's Hot 100 celebration at the Hotel Gansevoort last night? Maybe we were just frazzled after jumping a barrier and a velvet rope to get into the party — a Maxim party! — but once inside all we saw were fake breasts and former America's Next Top Model contestants. A few famous people showed, if barely: As we dodged nipples of steel, we saw Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn walk the red carpet and then walk straight back to their car.

Laura Prepon — formerly of That '70s Show and now of October Road, ABC's horribly written show about a writer — held court in a cabana outside. Sendhil Ramamurthy and Zachary Quinto from Heroes showed up late and then disappeared. Men's Health editor Dave Zinczenko hid upstairs, presumably aware of the embarrassment that might come from being spotted at a competitor's party, and, even worse, without a PYT on his arm — not even Dan Abrams! The highlight for one lucky lady was spotting Rob Huebel of MTV's Human Giant; she rushed up to him while he was texting someone and gasped, "Inconsiderate Cell Phone Man! It has been my life's goal to meet you!" He told her to reprioritize, and then he took a call. —Jada Yuan