‘Times’ Couplets: Undead Find You Tasty, Healthy, Too!
The Satire Is Biting, and So Are the Zombies
Mother Nature's Helpers
Toasting the Neighbors
Chasing an Old Flame, Taking No Prisoners.
Channeling Group Dynamics, Fueled by the Power of Funk
The Human Community
Sowing the Substance of Life
For Life, Sometimes.
Because It's Good for You, That's Why!
—Lizzie Skurnick
How Obama Can Take Back the Presidency
Why the Abortion Wars Will Never End
Reverend Tim Keller and the Sins of Yuppiedom
Why the Yankees Need Matt Holliday 
