Just wanted to make sure you got a good look at what might well be the single greatest New York Post cover ever. "If Paris wasn't born, she would have to be invented," Andrea Peyser writes in her column. "If she did not form naturally, we'd have to build one of her." We can't tell if Peyser's "we" refers to American society, dismissively, or to the Post's circulation execs, appreciatively. Maybe a little of both?

(Also: Isn't that cover line effectively calling Peyser a bimbo? Fun!)

She's the Naughty Gift Who Keeps on Giving [NYP]
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