"Page Six" reported this morning that Sharon Stone and Bernard-Henri Lévy star in a set of mock political ads that will debut next week at the Venice Biennale. The two "appear separately in 60-second spots as 'Patricia Hill and Patrick Hill,' each seeking the White House," the "Six"-ers reported. Indeed. We've got stills from the spots, and Monday the magazine will feature an interview with Levy, the rakish French philosopher. Enjoy the pics — there are more after the jump — but sorry, guys, Stone's all buttoned up.