• Ivanka Trump party at SushiSamba 7. SushiSamba7, 87 Seventh Ave. S., nr. Bleecker St., 7 p.m. It's explicitly a "private party" for Ivanka's "close friends," yet it's also a "celebration" of "SushiSamba 7's renovated rooftop lounge." There's a fancy invite, and Ivanka will be available for interviews. File this one under "unnerving concepts that speak to the modern degradation of borders between the public and private self" in the subcategory "terrifying omens of the way identity and profit motive will merge in the inevitable totalitarian corporate-ocracy." If you'd like.

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