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Cultural Capital

6/ 1/07

11:24 AM

They Report, You Decide?

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Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret messages from the paper of record.

Still Unsettled in Wake of New Questions

What Seller Wants a Low Price?
Who Says They're Too Old to Stay in the Game?

Where's the Other Half of Your Music File?
Any Wonder It Wasn't Built in a Day?

How Weird Are Your Daydreams?
Time Wasted? Perhaps It's Well Spent.

Who Says Warming Is a Problem?
Where Now, for the Wind?

An Answer to Help Clear His Fog….?
Break a Confidence? Never. Well, Hardly Ever.

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Edited by Chris Rovzar and Jessica Pressler

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