Suing With the Stars
• Damages premiere. Regal E-Walk Stadium 13, 247 W. 42nd St., nr. Eighth Ave., 6 p.m. Damages is a new show on FX about "high-stakes litigation," and stars Glenn Close, Ted Danson, and Rose Byrne will be in attendance tonight. But beware! If you slip and fall at the premiere, and then sue FX, you'll actually be the one liable for punitive damages, under an obscure portion of the 1948 Interstate Irony Regulation Act.
Or check out our Agenda listings for tonight, selected by New York's culture editors.

How Obama Can Take Back the Presidency
Why the Abortion Wars Will Never End
Reverend Tim Keller and the Sins of Yuppiedom
Why the Yankees Need Matt Holliday 