The Girliest Girl Who Ever Girled
• Becoming Jane premiere. Landmark Sunshine Cinema, 143 E. Houston St., nr. Forsyth St., 7:30 p.m. Stars Anne Hathaway and James McAvoy will be present. After appearing in a movie about Vogue and a movie about Jane Austen, there's really only one way Anne Hathaway could get any more girlie: by portraying a pair of shoes in the Sex and the City movie.
• Surprise birthday party for Kerry Rhodes. Nikki Midtown, 151 E. 50th St., nr. Third Ave., 7:30 p.m. Kerry Rhodes plays for the Jets; expected guests include Diddy, Wendy Williams, Cassie, Allen Houston, and Curtis Martin. And yes, it is strange that we know what Kerry Rhodes is doing tonight before he does.
Or check out our Agenda listings for tonight, selected by New York's culture editors.

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